Mitch hedberg voice 

The first thing I look for in a glue is, how easy is it to open the bottle.

If there is a glue marketed for children? You know that’s not a very good glue! Even a child can open that bottle!

My ideal glue would be completely unusable. “I can’t get the lid off of this glue. It must be great! I wish I could use this to fix things around my house.”

Mitch hedberg voice 

@dustin the super glue you have to find a pin to stick down the nozzle to clear it every time you want to use it? that's the good stuff.

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