Dustin @dustin@linernotes.club

It’s hard to find a solo jazz guitar for SEO reasons, but

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guitar/comments/6ujji8/gear_my_jazz_solo_cup_design_strat_is_complete/

I’ve said this before - I hope the Bong Hits 4 Jesus guy is doing alright.

Imagine making a shitpost so powerful it establishes constitutional precedent.

I first heard this, the absolute King of Bops, twenty years ago. If there were any musical justice it would be a Mambo No. 5 sized meme.

People of linernotes dot club, there’s still time.

https://youtu.be/RqqOVo6q5J0

Today thanks to @nowplaying I learned that Jerry Garcia played the pedal steel guitar on "Teach Your Children"

Verizon FIOS seems hosed in the Northeast.

https://downdetector.com/status/verizon/map/

Alright, big company I’d like to work for (and had applied to last year) has looked at my resume...

Soulwax is on Bandcamp

https://soulwax.bandcamp.com/album/from-deewee

Electroclash no go die

I’m not even into basketball but The Last Dance is the most entertaining thing I’ve watched in a year.

I read and liked Ball Four, I’m digging The Last Dance, and I’ve liked the 30 for 30 Ric Flair episode. But I don’t watch *actual sports*. At all. Can someone on allpro or something tell me what’s up with that?

#allbadcards

https://static.allbad.cards/generated/2021/01/bgRptJrRAV9fQTUbEE5bp.jpg

Wife got me a copy of https://www.amazon.com/dp/140004359X/ out of the library and

You can’t really buy a house “by style” in the United States, huh. Like, you can’t ask a broker “hey, what do you have in a prairie or arts and crafts in my county?”

Sir I’m sorry you only get to specify price, size, and location. ranch, “splanch”, or colonial, nobody rides for free.

Imagine a kid buying a pack of cards hoping for a Bernie Sanders but when they open it its all Shelley Moore Capitos and John Barassos.

https://www.topps.com/bernie-sanders-2020-usa-election-topps-nowr-card-21.html

Data Sarcophagus

Data Warehouse
Data Lake
Data Mesh
Data Swamp
Data Wading Pool
Data Miasma
Data Puddle
Data Splatter Pattern
Data Cave
Data Crevice
Data Hole
Data Pit
Data Crater

Here it is, the most famous winter jacket in the world, sold out for the foreseeable future:

https://www.burton.com/us/en/p/mens-burton-gore%E2%80%91tex-edgecomb-down-jacket/W19-205271.html

Senator Smartwool

So glad that, on this day when we get a new president, and the first woman VP, the internet pays attention to what's really important: Bernie's cold weather gear.

God I hope the next four years are more boring than the previous four years.