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Ice cream eating mother fucker
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Took the kids for a six mile bike ride and then introduced them to fajitas
Did damage
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Getting a watch where all the numbers have been replaced with "CLOBBERIN TIME"
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Cursed idea: an arcade cabinet that only plays Windows solitaire.
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Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's get this bread
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@gdkar a pirate looks at forty billion dollars
T̶̡̡̨̧͔̣͈̫̮̥̑͆̒̍̽̇̍̔͛̕͜H̴̛̳͈̖̿̿͒͌͆̅̓̾̑͒̍̈̚̚Ę̶͈͈̫̲͎͚̻̃̾̐͌̀̓̚ ̶̡̛̰͚̞̜̟̯͉̻̩͕̫̪͑̑͒̕͜͝G̸̻̪̦̿̔A̸̛̖̩͖̎̈́̎̿̂́̚T̵̡͙̮̳̳͕̖̣̼̄̆̌̕Ę̶̧̛̰̥͕̜̦̟̻͓̜̲̣̻̝̈́͊̀̑̂͝͠ ̷̨̡̡͈͖͈͕͎͈̤̱̼̰͔̩̔̇̓͑̂̇̓̎̈́̅̋͌͘̚͝͝H̵̨̻̬̭̱̠̦̮͈̮̖͔̗͇̱̐͂̊̀̉̋̿̔͑̚̕͝͝A̵̢̨̛̬̱̻̟̤̬̙̜̜̒̈́́͆̈́͛͜S̸̨̲̼̱̜͓̺͔̻̖̰͔͉̟͌̽̏̑̉̎͂̕͜ ̴̤͖̭̤̗̯̭̏̂̏͛̐̽̎̀͝O̷̩̜͗̈́̄̾̾̾́͛͑̈́͌̀͘͠P̸̨̖̹̪̱̳̠̞̻͚̤̃̋͆͛̚͠͠Ȩ̶̧͍̹̼̱̱̑̀̿̌̈͆̚͠N̵̡̛͕̲͕̻̲͉̪̰͍̥̥̤̻̼̪̐̊̃͒̉̀͑́̆̂Ë̴̡̦̗̱̘̥̼̔͂̄̊̿̽͋̃D̶̡̧̗͍̤͓̮̪̖͍͍̈́
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what idiot called it "Hosted Elasticsearch Service" and not "Lucene in the Sky with Diamonds"
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Next year's Sexiest Man Alive is gonna be the Pillsbury Doughboy and people are gonna have a lot of thoughts because nobody's sure if he's actually sexy, a man, or alive
I̴̹͚̤̊̈́̎̍̕t̶͔̠͊̍̓͂̾͝ ̸̰̜͍̀̓̒̎̏̃Ä̴̲́̈̀̾̊p̵̣̗̪̅͐̀̕͝p̴͇̳͍̏̚ͅŗ̷̢̙̟͇̖̈́̿͐̃o̷̞̟͈̬͋̓͗ā̴̱͗͛͠ç̴͙̟̽͆́͋h̵͕̲͕͋̆̆͋̽̅e̴̯̮͕͋s̸̯͚̜͖͛̾̉̋͝͠ͅ.̸̟̦̼̮̲͉͐̒̌̓́͝.̵̰͓̅͆̈́̍.̵̤͈̙̻̪̍͐͝
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If *you* want to have a thread about the strangest / best domain you’ve ever bought right here that boost button is right 👇
my entry is https://bloviate.online/
There’s a thread on birdsite about funny domains and
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melt banana? uhh sure you can TRY but those things are very tough
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It's not really "ultimate" frisbee unless it moves fast enough to punch directly through someone's torso like in "Predator".
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Barenaked Ladies vs. New Order vs. U2 vs. Spandau Ballet vs. George Michael - One True Faith Week
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Ice cream eating mother fucker
Joined Jun 2018
