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Appliance stores hate it when you set the display blender to "Severe Disfiguration" and throw a live honeydew in there.

Can you imagine how much money the voice actors on the Simpsons have made over the 30 year run of the show?

:Sitting in my #nyc apartment:

:Reads Gothamist headline:

:Looks over at empty hook on the wall labeled "chainsaw.":

Me: Shit!

:Pulling on my coat, stuffing my keys into my pocket and barreling out of the door:

Me: Shit, shit, shit....!

Last night in : ! Did not think I’d be seeing them…ever.

The entire time they were part of a wave of great bands out of Brooklyn I was stuck in central NJ, and getting to shows was not happening. They were great, played new stuff from their recently released album Memory, and a bunch from their IMO era-defining 2008 debut. If you’ve never heard of them, and like noisy guitar pop music, live a listen

Invasive species can rapidly destroy a previously stable environment, such as lionfish in Florida or that live octopus I threw into the mayor's car.

One of the things that Ghostbusters never got into was that all the ghosts were wild caught, which means they could ethically eat them.

If you want an invite to Scroll (subscribe to & support a bunch of online journalism, while yeeting the ads into the sun), hit me up. I got five invite codes.

I dreamed that Wrestlemania VIII came on in a store, and I was telling a friend how good they were, so now you should all give it a listen

I downloaded MIXXX to give it a whirl, pointed it at my library and the CPU fans in my laptop ate working so hard it's skittering across the ottoman like an unbalanced dishwasher.

Ok, something definitely feels like it got unstuck with the timeline. @djsundog was there a sudden drain-unclogging sound that your servers just made?

I think the timeline is broken? Or maybe time is just going backwards now.

One of those two.

Alex Trebek: “This just says to ask you about the night of May 12th 2015, care to elaborate?”

Me, taking a long drag off a cigarette: “Yeah, I remember that night. How could I forget? It’s the first time I saw a man die... of course, it wouldn’t be the last...”

Alex Trebek: “Sir, there’s no smoking in here.”

I always make particular vegan cupcakes for my kids birthday because some of his friends parents are vegan or veggie, and now that I'm 5 days out from his party I discover that the blog the recipe came from has disappeared.

So if anyone in the fediverse can recommend a good vegan cupcake and icing recipe, preferably with ingredients I can easily pick up at Kroger, I'd be hella appreciative.

Welp, that’s not great.

"When sudo is configured to allow a user to run commands as an arbitrary user via the ALL keyword in a Runas specification, it is possible to run commands as root by specifying the user ID -1 or 4294967295.

This can be used by a user with sufficient sudo privileges to run commands as root even if the Runas specification explicitly disallows root access as long as the ALL keyword is listed first in the Runas specification."

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