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Took the kids for a six mile bike ride and then introduced them to fajitas

Did damage

Getting a watch where all the numbers have been replaced with "CLOBBERIN TIME"

Cursed idea: an arcade cabinet that only plays Windows solitaire.

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's get this bread

T̶̡̡̨̧͔̣͈̫̮̥̑͆̒̍̽̇̍̔͛̕͜H̴̛̳͈̖̿̿͒͌͆̅̓̾̑͒̍̈̚̚Ę̶͈͈̫̲͎͚̻̃̾̐͌̀̓̚ ̶̡̛̰͚̞̜̟̯͉̻̩͕̫̪͑̑͒̕͜͝G̸̻̪̦̿̔A̸̛̖̩͖̎̈́̎̿̂́̚T̵̡͙̮̳̳͕̖̣̼̄̆̌̕Ę̶̧̛̰̥͕̜̦̟̻͓̜̲̣̻̝̈́͊̀̑̂͝͠ ̷̨̡̡͈͖͈͕͎͈̤̱̼̰͔̩̔̇̓͑̂̇̓̎̈́̅̋͌͘̚͝͝H̵̨̻̬̭̱̠̦̮͈̮̖͔̗͇̱̐͂̊̀̉̋̿̔͑̚̕͝͝A̵̢̨̛̬̱̻̟̤̬̙̜̜̒̈́́͆̈́͛͜S̸̨̲̼̱̜͓̺͔̻̖̰͔͉̟͌̽̏̑̉̎͂̕͜ ̴̤͖̭̤̗̯̭̏̂̏͛̐̽̎̀͝O̷̩̜͗̈́̄̾̾̾́͛͑̈́͌̀͘͠P̸̨̖̹̪̱̳̠̞̻͚̤̃̋͆͛̚͠͠Ȩ̶̧͍̹̼̱̱̑̀̿̌̈͆̚͠N̵̡̛͕̲͕̻̲͉̪̰͍̥̥̤̻̼̪̐̊̃͒̉̀͑́̆̂Ë̴̡̦̗̱̘̥̼̔͂̄̊̿̽͋̃D̶̡̧̗͍̤͓̮̪̖͍͍̈́

youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

what idiot called it "Hosted Elasticsearch Service" and not "Lucene in the Sky with Diamonds"

Next year's Sexiest Man Alive is gonna be the Pillsbury Doughboy and people are gonna have a lot of thoughts because nobody's sure if he's actually sexy, a man, or alive

I̴̹͚̤̊̈́̎̍̕t̶͔̠͊̍̓͂̾͝ ̸̰̜͍̀̓̒̎̏̃Ä̴̲́̈̀̾̊p̵̣̗̪̅͐̀̕͝p̴͇̳͍̏̚ͅŗ̷̢̙̟͇̖̈́̿͐̃o̷̞̟͈̬͋̓͗ā̴̱͗͛͠ç̴͙̟̽͆́͋h̵͕̲͕͋̆̆͋̽̅e̴̯̮͕͋s̸̯͚̜͖͛̾̉̋͝͠ͅ.̸̟̦̼̮̲͉͐̒̌̓́͝.̵̰͓̅͆̈́̍.̵̤͈̙̻̪̍͐͝

O̸n̶e̵ ̷M̷o̴r̸e̸ ̷D̶a̸y̴.̴.̶.̴

If *you* want to have a thread about the strangest / best domain you’ve ever bought right here that boost button is right 👇

my entry is bloviate.online/

melt banana? uhh sure you can TRY but those things are very tough

It's not really "ultimate" frisbee unless it moves fast enough to punch directly through someone's torso like in "Predator".

from birbsite, possibly news or politics-related 

Barenaked Ladies vs. New Order vs. U2 vs. Spandau Ballet vs. George Michael - One True Faith Week

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